Friday, June 18, 2010

Me and Cameron Diaz: Like 2 Peas in a Pod!

In a recent interview, Cameron says "I'm always traveling for [whispers] c--k. You've got to go where it is."

Ah, I know the feeling Cameron! I have taken cabs in the middle of the night, left parties early, not left the party - but frolicked in the bathroom - and answered the doorbell at 4am for that delightful barn animal!

I have moved across town - moved across the state - and even moved to another country...all for the all-natural wake-up alarm!

In the past, I have done many things for c--k...

I have quit listening to music I like because it asked.
I started listening only to its preferred music.
I have been told to stop seeing my friends.
I have been told to quit jobs or take others.
I've changed my style of dressing.
I've ironed...dear G-d - I have ironed t-shirts!

But, now I ask, in the paraphrased words of Miss Jackson, "what has it done for me lately?"

Lest the gentle readers be alarmed - I have not done any of the "quit your own interests" for the sake of c--k recently. I think I have gotten to a point where, yes - I will travel for it, but I won't change for it.


  1. I've done none of the above! I've accepted free cocktails though, surely that's a sacrifice!

    Recently, I was checking out the fb page of my ex and he's got these few chicks who are like "oooo you are so wonderful" on all his status updates. I was like - omg, is that what I was supposed to do? Screw that shit.

  2. Ah ha ha! If he is an EX, you might be tempted to comment with a "huh? wonderful? who? him?"

    It seems my ex husband has no problem finding chicks who think he is great...well, until they are ready to destroy him! One ex tried to run him over in her car, another tried to stab him!

  3. Yeah I figure when he leaves them to go home to his mum at 2am, they'll learn :P (btw he's in his 40s!)