Friday, June 18, 2010
Me and Cameron Diaz: Like 2 Peas in a Pod!
In a recent interview, Cameron says "I'm always traveling for [whispers] c--k. You've got to go where it is."
Ah, I know the feeling Cameron! I have taken cabs in the middle of the night, left parties early, not left the party - but frolicked in the bathroom - and answered the doorbell at 4am for that delightful barn animal!
I have moved across town - moved across the state - and even moved to another country...all for the all-natural wake-up alarm!
In the past, I have done many things for c--k...
I have quit listening to music I like because it asked.
I started listening only to its preferred music.
I have been told to stop seeing my friends.
I have been told to quit jobs or take others.
I've changed my style of dressing.
I've ironed...dear G-d - I have ironed t-shirts!
But, now I ask, in the paraphrased words of Miss Jackson, "what has it done for me lately?"
Lest the gentle readers be alarmed - I have not done any of the "quit your own interests" for the sake of c--k recently. I think I have gotten to a point where, yes - I will travel for it, but I won't change for it.